10 Things from Sunday Funday: Week 3

10 fun things I heard and learned from the Sunday slate.

1. My buddy keeps on yelling “crush his face!” at Kerry Collins. Can you imagine if that actually happened to the poor guy. Kerry Collins, out 4-6 weeks, crushed face.

2. Whenever someone yells something like, “Come on throw it to Andre!” Someone inevitably responds “No no, I can’t have that, I’m playing against Schaub. Then immediately both guys come up with some sort of ridiculous dream scenario like this: “Ok fine, how bout a direct snap to Slaton where he hits Andre in the corner for six and Schaub hurts his throwing shoulder trying to throw a block!” “Yessir!!” says the other guy, and they high five… Then 5 seconds later Schaub hands the ball off to Slaton for two yards, and both guys move on to another game.

3. Desean Jackson is super talented and crazy fast, but if I’m not practicing all week because of a nagging groin injury groin, I’m probably not doing this  outlandish flip dive split jump after this 64 yard score. Unfortunately DeSean can’t help himself as he suffers from “insanely irrepressible excitement” whenever he’s about to cross a goaline, causing him to black out for a few moments at a time and do something really stupid. Remember these?

4. At 0-3 the Titans should probably bring back Jeff Fisher for week 4 instead of this “Coach the Titans for a day” contest winner guy.

5. Playstation 3 is now only $299! And still really expensive!

6. Mark Sanchez is just so freaking excited to play football.

7. And the Chicago Bears take the field vs. the California Redwoods? What is this the XFL? No wonder Cutler threw that pick, these unis are blinding. This radioactive mesh is having a ninja turtle like effect on Julius… Keep it up? Would you like a Corona with that thing? More? Who dropped a highlighter in the team laundry? Another? Worst. Jerseys. Ever.

8. I know you didn’t ask, but you did with your eyes. Troy Polamalu is the best defensive player in football, and its showing.

9. Jim Zorn’s job should be safe for at least another week as his team hung in ‘til the end against a “tremendous” team.

10. I’d probably rank ‘em something like this: Florida, Texas, Detroit, Alabama, St. Louis, Cleveland.