Dr. P’s Week 7 NFL Picks

Dr. P’s picks with Dr. Crackback’s outrageously hilarious commentary.

Texans -3 over Niners

Apparently Crabtree only plays in Texas, but it won’t be enough to stump the Schuab.

Chiefs +5.5 over Chargers

The electricity is out in Sandy Eggo, Cassel keeps the winning streak alive in Arrowhead.

Rams +14 over Colts

Because it’s too easy the other way around.

Pats -15.5 over Bucs

If it snows in London, 59-0.

Vikings +4.5 over Steelers

Everyone seems to think the Brett Favre fairy tale has to end soon. I think the Brett Favre fairy tale is just overshadowing how good the rest of the team is.

Packers -7 over Browns

Browns forfeit.

Panthers -7 over Bills

MJD complained and got his, It’ll work for Steve.

Raiders +7 over Jets

Jamarcus has arrived!! Nah, but New York is falling fast.

Bears +1 over Bengals

Bears would beat tigers in a fight says a Discovery Channel show. So do I. But maybe they just agree that everyone wins and this happens!

Cowboys -4 over Falcons

Tashard runs wild. Miles Austin easily hits 250 again. Maybe even 350 or 4.

Dolphins +7 over Saints

Brees grows noticeably frustrated when Ronnie and Ricky control the ball for all 60 minutes.

Giants -7 over Cards

I agree.

Eagles -7 over Skins

McNabb goes off. Maclin goes off. Westbrook goes off. DeSean throws ball into stands before he scores.