Top 10 Ochocinco Moments: Why He Will Add To It Today

How in the world will Chad Ochocinco get revenge on “Revis Island” and his Gang Green of tacklers this week after getting the smackdown the week before?

Oh, I know. Check his recent twitter post:

OGOchoCinco: Watching the movie Gangs of NewYork-who’s the better actor-Daniel Day Lewis or Johnny Depp<–they play some of the weirdest roles

Bingo. When “Darrelle-Day Revis” has taken something from you (your father or your consecutive catch record) its time for revenge. What better way to get back at your enemy than to channel your inner Leo DiCaprio in Scorsese’s epic period piece?  If you want to take down Bill the Butcher, or Darrelle the Dictator, you have to study them, think like them, and then penetrate their inner circle. None of this war of words Twitter crap. You have to make them think you respect them. Then when they’re not ready, you catch a touchdown over them, leave the blood on the blade, and U-stream about it. Let’s just hope he doesn’t pull a Jack Dawson version of Leo and end up sinking in the Atlantic.

Our friends at YepYep have a great top 10 list of Chad’s best moments to date, such as my favorite, the “Pylon Putter.” But if Chad has been thinking about Johnny Depp and Daniel Day Lewis and their handful of crazy characters lately, I’m sure its crossed his mind how to incorporate one of them into a TD celebration. I could see it. Maybe he turns Kerry Rhodes into a million little particles and shrinks him in the television room only to have him stretched out later by the taffy puller. Or maybe he walks around the aisle of Paul Brown Stadium threatening to drink Jets fans Milkshakes, or Frosty Malts. Or are frosty malts just at baseball games? I don’t remember, but I want one.

Whether it’s Wonka, or Scissorhands, or Hawkeye of the Mohawk, There’s a good possibility that Chad adds to this top moments list today. Bengals fans just have to hope Revis didn’t just watch The Bodyguard or something.