Seattle Sea Gals Auditions Video. You’re Welcome

The NFL Draft is coming up fast and teams are getting ready to pick the best possible talent for their squads. That includes the Seattle Seahawks and their new coach, Pete Carroll. The ‘Hawks have plenty of talent to choose from to help rebuild their team with their 2 first-round picks.

One thing they don’t have to be worried about is their cheerleading. There is no lack of interest in being on the final squad as the always beautiful Seattle Sea Gals held their final auditions to determine the winners as picked by a handful of lucky judges.

It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

Jim Moore of the Seattle PI took the assignment of covering the Sea Gals audition serious. Here’s what he had to say.

Fifty-two girls competed for 27 spots. They came out two at a time and danced to Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment.” Each girl also gave an answer to one of five questions. That part of the program should be eliminated — it’s the same kind of stuff you hear on the beauty pageants. If you’re at Qwest Field during a timeout of a Seahawks’ game, you don’t care how Shelly the Sea Gal answered the question, you want to see her gyrate on the sideline.

I get it though — the Sea Gals make community appearances, and they don’t want any Miss Teen South Carolina USAs on their squad, embarrassing the Hawks in public.

Each girl wore a black sport bra top — I guess that’s what you’d call it — and short black shorts. I have never seen so many whitened teeth and tanned bodies in one room at one time in my entire life.

You did a good job, Jim. I’m extremely jealous of your job but at least you were kind enough to provide some video of the event. Let’s roll the tape!