Antonio Cromartie Trying To Remember Kids’ Names On Hard Knocks

Finally.  The answer to the age old question “Who’s Your Daddy?”

The odds are it’s the Jets Antonio Cromartie.

Antonio Cromartie, who was recently traded from the San Diego Chargers to the New York Jets, wins the Travis Henry Father of the Year Award as he tries to name his kids in this scene from HBO’s Hard Knocks.

Cromarite has around eight children by six different women in five states. Or something like that. When you become a chronic impregnator it’s easy to get lost in the numbers. He’s also allegedly has been named in at least five paternity suits which just adds to all the chaos.

The comic relief comes when Antonio tries to name all his kids and can’t considering he has 8 of them and they are all under the age of 6 years old.

Fun fact. The New York Jets had to give Cromartie a $500,000 advance to enable him to address his “paternity issues” before coming to the team.

Be sure to check out the Antonio Cromartie Remix while you’re at it.