Tuesday Hipster Pigskin Doctors Links

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns – BroBible
Pizza and T-shirts. The currency of college. And with every currency, there is a value placed on the T-shirts that any Bro/Brah obtains. This value scale goes all the way from the sad orientation shirts that everyone gets to the highly coveted vintage greek event shirt.

Hipster Dinosaurs – Fork Party
Who knew dinosaurs could be so darn hipster? Trendy and pretentious, here are some little tidbits of advice from our favorite hipster dinosaurs, drawn with crayons by Molly Lewis!

Is It Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry? – Dave and Thomas
I’m always confused whenever I see Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel. It’s really kinda crazy how much these doe-eyed ladies look alike and for awhile I thought they were the same person.

Jose Canpsycho Is At It Again On Twitter – Sharapova’s Thighs
If you’ve followed us much this year, you’ve likely seen our posts about Jose Canseco, and the crazy things he spews on his Twitter account. It’s extremely entertaining stuff, if you can handle the extreme vulgarity, and the ridiculousness of it all

Introducing the Sink/Urinal – The Noob Dad
Just don’t forget which end is which.

25 Photos That Prove Hipsters Suck – Manofest
Hipsters are the current scourge of American urban society. The’re a scary breed of moronic twenty-something douchebag posers who drink coffee in independently run cafes, only drink in dive bars, listen to “undiscovered” music that is undiscovered for a reason and only watch foreign films all while condemning anything popular.

Real Fun with Fake Weed – The Smoking Jacket
With that said, all bets are off when it comes to the legal stuff. So when the people at TopK2.com sent us a bunch of perfectly legal synthetic marijuana (legal in the state we’re writing this in, anyway) we did what any responsible comedy site would do. We blazed that shit up.

And now, some cheerleaders to cheer you up!