Brett Favre Halloween Costume is Sweet
This guy easily wins my vote for best Halloween costume this year.
At least the most SFW costume that is. (click here for NSFW version)
The Brett Favre cell phone costume is sweet but it’s the ankle boot that adds the winning touch. Details. It’s all in the details. [via]
Brett Favre Halloween Costume
And speaking of classy Jets, there’s also a great Rex Ryan costume out there for you if that’s more your style. Toss a few pillows under that sweater, hold up your play sheet and start tossing out F-bombs and you’ll be ready.
Rex Ryan Jets Costume
Mike Tomlin / Iron City Halloween Press Conference
The guys at Benstonium are back with a Halloween video and this time they are taking aim at the ever-present Coors Light commercials featuring a group of guys asking silly questions to NFL coaches.
Steeler fans will appreciate the Iron City Brewing Company tie-in and the fact that the boys refer to zombies as Cleveland Browns fans. Which is not too far from the truth since when it comes to drafting I personally feel that the team needs some BRAIIINS!
Zing!
Anyway, enjoy the video and be sure to check out their previous stuff here (JaGruber) and here (Big Ben Tiger Woods Commercial).
Powder Puff Girls Hit Hard
Screw the flags. If you have a chance at a big hit, you take it!
During a Amity High school Powder Puff game in Oregon a running back takes a sweep and makes some big yards before running in a wall. The safety comes over and lowers her shoulder to lay out the unpadded running back.
Pow! That’s how you make a tackle.
Nuts and Bolts. We Got Screwed
In a high school game between Abington versus Rockland, two undefeated teams, the refs blow a call during the 4th quarter of a close football game on a backward pass by Rockland. The receiver did not catch the ball and an Abington player picked it up and ran for a touchdown. The officials called it an incomplete pass and nullified the touchdown.
Even though the officials totally blew the call it’s crazy how off-the-wall the Naw Englandar announcers get. And as unprofessional and nuts as they are, they’re still more fun to listen to than most of the Fox Sports guys.
“Boo! Nuts and Bolts! We got screwed.”
NFL Sexy Halloween Cheerleaders Gallery
It has sadly come to my attention that due to the busy schedule of all of the Pigskin Doctors that we forgot to put up the much loved NFL Cheerleader galleries over the last few weeks. The lack of bouncy cleavage saddens us all.
That’s a horrible situation and to help rectify the issue we’d like to present some mega galleries of weeks 5-7 of the NFL Cheerleaders. First off is this weekend, week 7, because it was filled to the brim with slutty Halloween outfits and it’s the biggest gallery we have ever done. It’s our way of apologizing. Stay tuned tomorrow for Part 2 with the rest of the weeks.
Ravens Halloween Cheerleader
University Of Tennessee Coach Dooley Compares Team To Nazi’s
Note to Tennessee Vols head coach Derek Dooley. You are supposed to refer to your opponents as Nazi’s, not your own team. You’ll get a little more respect that way.
There’s really not too many people that are going to shed a tear because you ignorantly compared your squad of football players to a race of genocidal freaks who were responsible for the deaths of millions.
The comments aren’t as racy as they sound but it still makes you want to slap your head and wonder what’s in the water down there in Knoxville. And for the record Dooley actually didn’t say his team were Nazi’s. I know that might sound like brash but he was referring to the German army who were run by the Nazi’s and did their bidding so yeah, if you want to nitpick you can just chalk it up to a real, real stupid comment that wasn’t thought through.
Stupid comment starts around the 11:00 mark. The good news is that the Vols went a week without any player arrests or violations by Bruce Pearl.
Jagruber Saves Big Ben
Guess who’s in trouble again? Yup. Ben Roethlisberger.
Big Ben is tied up somewhere in Heinz Field and in thirty seconds he will either be blown apart, or further suspended. Jagruber has the unfortunate job of saving the problem-plagued Pro-Bowler, but will Jagruber’s everflowing blonde mullet become a bigger distraction than Ben’s off-field antics?
The guys over at Benstonium, who brought us the killer Ben Roethlisturdburger parody of the NIKE Tiger Woods commercial, are back tickling our funny bone with this MacGruber parody skit featuring Big Ben.
Top Ten NFL Douchebags
Ever see a guy on the field that you just didn’t like? You’re not sure why, but you just didn’t like him. Maybe he’s the best at his position or just the most beloved by the media…but you’re not sure why ?
Well, it’s probably because he is a douchebag. He can be a coach, owner or a player. Being a douche doesn’t matter about the position. It’s just who they are. After some hearty research, Matt De Lima sums up the Top 10 NFL Douchebags in the game today.
All hate mail/comments welcome. Let’s get going!
10. Alex Smith
The poor San Francisco 49ers. Somebody just put them out of their misery already, even the Lions are better than the Niners these days.
After all that offseason hype, they’re the worst team in the league. Smith was the No. 1 pick for the 49ers back in 2001.
He’s done nothing since. It looks like at this point, the 49ers are looking to tank the season just to get that No. 1 pick again. Hopefully they have better luck this time.
9. Tony Romo
Wipe that goofy grin off your face, Tony Blowmo. I think Tony Romo is one of those over-the-hill douchebags. We’ve all just come to accept it and move on.
It’s not that we like him now, you can only hate someone for so long before you get bored of it.
But, in case you need a quick recap: Fumbled FG snap in playoffs, Jessica Simpson, going on a vacation before the playoffs, playing golf, “That’s my quarterback *sniffle*”.
8. Whoever owns the Buffalo Bills
Sure, I could look up his name. But even if I listed him by name, I’d still have to say, “This is the douchebag who owns the Buffalo Bills”.
The Bills used to really good. Sure they lost four Super Bowls in a row but most guys haven’t even had the chance to lose one Super Bowl.
But who’s the quarterback for the Bills now? How many football fans, if surveyed, do you think could name three Buffalo Bills players? 10%? 15%?
These guys are just completely irrelevant in every sense of the word. This douchebag owner needs to fire himself. His time as an NFL legend (credit where credit is due) has long come and gone.
7. Michael Vick
Personally, I love Michael Vick. But I know there are a ton of people who hate the guy. Let me just say this, for those who really know football and watch football, is Vick not one of the most entertaining QBs to watch in the last 10 years?
Sure, what he did was awful, everybody can agree on that. But at the same time, how many football fans really quit watching the NFL because of what some knucklehead athlete does to put himself in prison?
Not any real fan. Vick and dogfighting will always be synonymous, so I must list him as a douchebag on principle.
6. Terrell Owens & Chad Ochocinco
Bottom line, these two guys are two of the best receivers of their generation, especially Owens.
Feel free to look up that stats on Owens as an example.
His numbers are up there amongst the greatest of all time.
Sure, they both have big mouths. But it says something about a man when he’s got his own reality TV show and they both do.
Both of these guys take themselves way too seriously.
5. Tom Brady
Ugh. Tom Brady. Where do I even begin? Smug, arrogant, whiny.
How many post-game interviews has this guy given about how people need to take him or the Patriots more seriously?
Or they deserve more credit? Or they’re not getting enough respect?
Who the hell do you think you are, Tom Brady? Nobody likes you, deal with it.
4. Bill Belichick
You know we’ve got quite a list of douchebaggery coming your way when New England’s Billy B. only checks in at No. 4.
Maybe we’ve all grown too accustomed to him? In any case, just look at him. He dresses like a weirdo.
There’s just a visible aura of pomposity and self-aggrandizing to him. Belichick should have a “grimace-off” with Dick Cheney.
That’d definitely go into a sudden death overtime.
3. Brett Favre
Okay, so let me get this straight.
First of all, everybody knows all too well that this guy has retired and came back to the game at least a dozen times. Some may wonder from that, what kind of family life does this guy have?
Why not just stay home with his wife, kids, make more Wrangler Jeans commercials and call it a career?
Then we find out he was borderline stalking some woman in the Jets organization and sending her dick pics. I mean, really?
Look Brett, you’re Brett Favre. If that’s not enough to get you a chick, a dick pic isn’t going to put you over the top.
No wonder this guy doesn’t want to go home, his wife probably loathes his cheating ass.
2. Jay Cutler
Just look at this miserable son of a bitch. I hate him so much.
1. Rex Ryan
The bird is the word
As if there were any doubts. Personally, I like Rex Ryan. But that’s because he is a douchebag. He’s intentionally crass. He’s a loudmouth. His ego is bigger than his gut. But if you asked him “Rex, do you think you’re a dick?” Would he really flat-out deny it? That’s the sign of a pure douche. Being able to own it. At least he backs it up.
Tony Romo’s Clavicle Is Broken…
It didn’t take long for Cowboys fans to start missing Tony Romo after their QB took a hit in the first half of the Monday Night Football matchup against the New York Giants.
Apparently this lovely Cowgirl keeps some extra whiteboard and markers hidden in case Tony goes down and she has to rewrite he message.
Romo's Injury is so bad they call the Madden Ambulance out
Tony Romo left the game with a broken clavicle and could miss up to 8 weeks if the armchair doctors are correct in their medical assessment. The Cowboys must now rely on journey-man QB Jon Kitna who celebrated his 87th birthday this week.
Personally, I think the above image accurately depicts Romo best. He’s more likely to meet an obsessive fan and get a wedding ring before he gets a Super Bowl ring.
DeAngelo Hall 4 Interceptions vs Chicago Bears is a new NFL Record
Bears fans have got to be frustrated with the slow development of QB Jay Cutler. His inability to get sack and his ability to throw interceptions are just maddening.
During Sunday’s home game against the Washington Redskins, Cutler kept his sacks under control a bit but then unleashed 4 INT’s. Needless to say the Bears lost the game which is not a surprise when your QB turns it over 4 times.
The sad thing is that Cutler threw all 4 INT’s to the same guy, the Redskins DeAngelo Hall. Not only did Hall set a new NFL record for 4 INT’s in a game but he was also technically the Bears 2nd best receiver on the day with only Johnny Knox completing more of Cutler’s passes.
Here’s a video of all 4 of Hall’s INT’s but be sure to pay special attention to the 2nd pick. It’s just ridiculous at how nice it is.
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