Vince Young Out in Tennessee, Future Uncertain

Living in Tennessee can be hard for a Titans fan.  The current QB situation is in limbo and it’s heartbreaking to to read the headlines that rookie QB Rusty Smith will now be starting for the Titans with Young and Kerry Collins injured.

Vince Young was placed on season ending Injured Reserve after injuring his thumb and throwing a fit on the field and in the locker room. I’m not sure which is more damaging to Young’s season but Titans coach Jeff Fisher has declared Rusty Smith the new Titans starting QB.

Boos from the Titans home crowd followed a series of failed third down attempts and Young appeared to taunt the home crowd, raising his arms and waving his hands in a clear “bring it on” gesture; after injuring his thumb and not being able to return to the field, Young stormed into the locker room, removing part of his uniform and throwing it into the crowd along the way.

On one hand, Vince Young has natural talent and the Titans are a better team on the field with him. On the other hand, Young is also an infantile douchebag when things go bad which makes it hard to root for him.

The thumb injury just postpones what many in Tennessee believe will happen when Young’s contract expire after next year. There will be a new QB in town.  It’s hard to think that Young will have much of a future in Nashville, if any at all.  Is Rusty Smith (*snicker*) the future of the Titans?

Doubt it. But it’s a start.

Young’s meltdown this past weekend is not the first time he has displayed immature behavior following a benching or injury. In 2008, after a benching and knee injury, Young disappeared which resulted in the team calling Nashville police to find him.

Vince Young showed poor sportsmanship and a lack of maturity that was only amplified by the fact that the opposing QB was Donovan McNabb, a person familiar with being benched and a person who acted as a professional. You didn’t see McNabb kick and scream like a baby or throw his pads into the stands.

It appears that the Titans are getting sick of Young’s foolish behavior. I wouldn’t be surprised that the team is looking over the contract of Young to look for their first out. As a Tennessean I can only hope that it’s soon. I think we’re all ready to move on.

Monday Morning GIFs Slap Up Big Ben

Brett Favre and Co. hosted the Green Bay Packers this week and I think a lot of people, Aaron Rodgers included, are enjoying the downfall of the cocky Favre. With that in mind let’s check out our Monday Morning GIFs.

Hairpulling in the NFL? Maybe the Lingerie Football League….The Lions Ndamukong Suh makes a tackle on Marion Barber of the Cowboys. Not a big deal, right? Turns out that Suh brought Barber to a stop by tugging on his long locks of hair. Time for a haircut.

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We all know that the hair is part of the uniform, right? Apparently not the refs. Suh was called for a horsecollar tackle which is just bad officiated. Tell us again coach, what did he grab?

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It’s the top of the hour. I know because the big hand just struck Big Ben. Oakland’s Richard Seymour was ejected this Sunday for doing to the Steeler’s Ben Roethlisberger what every fan would like to do: Bitch slap him. And the Academy Award for Best Acting goes to….

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The wind robs K.C. of an onsides kick. Or did it? Kicker Ryan Succop demonstrates his manly prance after the ball falls off on the tee.

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Reggie Bush was unable to make an appearance in the Saints game against the Seahawks but it didin’t matter. The Saints easily rolled over the ‘Hawks and plays like this didn’t hurt. Lance Moore makes one of the nicer catches of the weekend with this one-handed grab along the sideline.

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You just don’t see too many streakers anymore in games. Thankfully, this guy in New York kept his clothes on but that didn’t take away from Jets coach Rex Ryan’s enjoyment of the situation.

M-M-M-M-M-Manning Face

Ahhh…the Great Peyton Manning. It’s hard to deny his talents. Unless your a Patriots fan.

There’s a particular face that Peyton, and to a lesser extent his brother Eli, make when they are a bit emotional.  It’s simply called the “Manning Face” and can be characterized by those sad Manning eyes and a droopy frown [example].  Even though it clearly is a genetic thing the “Manning Face” has been primarily associated with Peyton over the last few years.

There is even a “Manning Face” website dedicated to the phenomenon.

A group of Patriots fans have created a parody video of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” just in time for the Colts and Patriots to line up and battle it out this weekend. Check out the Townie News‘ “M-m-m-m-m-Manning Face.” [slightly NSFW video for language]

Weekend Humor Links Up With Harry Potter

15 Of The Hottest Harry Potter Fans (Pics)

Did you wait in line for hours at the Harry Potter premier only to be jammed in next to a bunch of 15-year-olds dressed in capes waiting for the crew at Hogwarts to take the stage? I would be willing to go see the movie if these sexy Harry Potter fans were attending, and I bet you would too.

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Wrigley Field Game Using Only One End Zone

As it turns out, Wrigley Field isn’t much of a football facility.

For those that missed it, the historic ballpark is actually hosting a college football game tomorrow against Northwestern and Illinois. But since the field doesn’t seem to be big enough for a regulation field, a ruling was handed down from the Big Ten dictating that…well, losers walk.

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Top 15 Sexy Emma Watson Gifs

Emma Watson is one of the stars of the blasphemous “Harry Potter” movie series. Apparently a new Harry Potter movie was just released and the degenerate heathens in the West are all in a tizzy about it.

Here are the top 15 sexy Emma Watson animated gifs of the Harry Potter star with mocking commentary because she is a Satan worshiping whore.

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Ten Ways Beer League Hockey Is Harder Than the NHL

Having spent the last decade playing beer league hockey, I’ve asked around and found ten reasons why it is harder than the NHL. You know, aside from the fact that you have to pay $600 instead of getting paid six million and you’re playing with guys who barely know how to play hockey.

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Our Seven Favorite ‘My Dad Is a Bro’ Photos from This Week

As you know by now, the editors of BroBible are looking for funny photos of your Dad acting like a Bro for our first-ever book, “My Dad is a Bro.” We’re still looking for more photos of your Old Man goofing around, tailgating, playing beer pong, smoking cigars, golfing with his buddies, rocking team attire, drinking beer, shredding a guitar, doing a keg stand, or simply hanging out with the dog in the backyard. We’d love to get as many BroBible readers and their fathers involved in the project as possible.

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Scarlett Johansson Is The GQ Babe Of The Year

I won’t argue against anyone that thinks Scarlett Johansson is hot. I mean that’s just unquestionable. However, babe of the year? She didn’t even sleep with me in 2010, so there’s no way I think she deserves this fake award.

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Denzel Washington’s Wife Gets Tackled At UFL Game

Denzel Washington‘s son John David is a former NFL player now with the UFL’s Sacramento Mountain Lions. While visiting David Letterman to promote his new movie, Denzel gets to show a video of his son in action in a recent UFL game.

John David Washington scores his first TD of the season after a quick pass from Daunte Culpepper but it’s the action on the sidelines that’s important. John David’s mother is running down the sidelines cheering on her son when one of the defenders takes her out. Don’t worry, she’s OK. The guy that hit her took awhile to get up, however.

Massive Hit: Tony Moeaki Gets Knocked Silly.

Now this is a massive hit. The Broncos Joe Mays lays out Chiefs Tony Moeaki during an onsides kick last week. You know it’s a monster hit because after Moeaki gets up he wobbles around like a drunken sailor.

[H/T Read and React for the clip]

Pigskin Doctors Week 11 Power Rankings

Here are the NFL Power Rankings heading into week 11

1	Atlanta Falcons (7-2) The Falcons face a tough road schedule the last half of the season but with a monster running game headed by Michael Turner and a scary passing team of Ryan and Roddy White the Falcons should be alright.
2	New England Patriots (7-2) Despite injuries and player shuffling throughout the year the Pats once again proved to be the team to beat.  A beating of the Steelers last week showed the Pats are pumped up and next is a huge rival game against Peyton Manning and the Colts.
3	Philadelphia Eagles (6-3) Michael Vick put in his bid for MVP by making the Redskins look like they were playing in slow motion.   Each week the Eagles look stronger and Vick has yet to throw an INT.  Up next are the Giants for division bragging rights.
4	Baltimore Ravens (6-3) The Ravens played tough against the Falcons last week but couldn’t match Ryan’s talent.   Look for them to take it out on the doormat Panther team this week.
5	Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3) The Pats powered over the Steelers who are starting to wear thin thanks to injuries.  A second-half slide is looking a bit more real for this team as their defense has been weak over the last 3 games.
6	New York Jets (7-2) The Jets avoided a tie in Cleveland and are still in the running with New England for the division title.  Sanchez is looking more mature over the last few weeks but the secondary is letting big plays through. The Bengals and Texans are up next which should be good practice to fix their pass defense.
7	Indianapolis Colts (6-3) The Colts offense jumped on the Bengals early but it took Cincy giving the ball over 5 times to help the defense not lose the game.   Injuries are Peyton’s enemy right now with the Pats game next week.
8	Green Bay Packers (6-3) A bye week is just what this injury prone team needed.   The stumbling Vikings are next which should not be a problem in what will most likely be the Pack’s last game against Favre.
9	New Orleans Saints (6-3) Two straight wins showed the Saints getting into playoff form.  They’ve had the bye week to rest for a weaker Seattle team which should be highlighted by the hopeful return of Reggie Bush.
10	New York Giants (6-3) The Giants forgot to show up last week against the Cowboys and got embarrassed on national TV.  They play like that next week against Philly and it will be ugly but look for the Giants to shape up real fast.
11	Oakland Raiders (5-4) Coming off a bye week after 3 straight wins gives the Raiders a chance to get healthy in time to make a run for the AFC West.   Next up a Pittsburgh team to see if the Raiders are for real.
12	Tampa Bay Bucs (6-3) The Bucs beat up a lowly Panthers team which is what a good team should do.  However, the Bucs still made some bad mistakes and penalties
13	Tennessee Titans (5-4) New WR Randy Moss got barely a look in Miami.  The Titans can’t keep a QB healthy for 4 quarters which doesn’t help the offense keep a rhythm.   With no consistent passing game the defense can focus on Chris Johnson.
14	Chicago Bears (6-3) QB Jay Cutler is finally calming down and running the offense effectively.  A strong defense and solid play from the special teams makes the Bears a tough opponent in the coming weeks.
15	San Diego Chargers (4-5) A bye week will help the Chargers get healthy to make a run for the AFC West.  Right now it’s up for grabs but the Chargers will need to buckle down and improve their game to take it.  Of special interest are the horrible special teams that the Chargers have fielded this year.  Hopefully they used their bye week to learn how to punt.
16	Miami Dolphins (5-4) The Dolphins came out with a win but put two QB’s in the trainers room.  Thigpen will step into the starting  position  but the sputtering Wildcat will need to show up to help  him out.  A stronger 2nd-half schedule will be a test.
17	Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4) Blind luck of a Hail Mary kept the Jags alive.  Garrard’s strong arm kept this team going but the lazy secondary kept Houston in the game.
18	Kansas City Chiefs (5-4) No defense at all in Denver as the Bronocs piled up 35 points early in the first half.  Despite that, Cassel showed he can still get the offense going but with no defense it’s a moot point.  The AFC West is still open but the tumbling Chiefs are going to have to pull their act together.
19	Cleveland Browns (3-6) 3 strong wins but a hearbreaking loss in OT to the Jets might take a little wind out of the Browns sails.  The last remaining games are a lot easier sailing and it looks bright for them as long as they keep pounding the ball with Hillis and keep improving on defense.
20	Houston Texans (4-5) The Texans just keep looking like the teams of past years. You know you’re having a bad year when you lose a game to the blind luck of a Hail Mary. Their D just isn’t good enough to hold off oppenents while the offense warms up for the first half.
21	Seattle Seahawks (5-4) The all-or-nothing ‘Hawks were firing on all cylindars against the confused Cardinals last Sunday.  With Hasselbeck firing away they have a chance.  Whitehurst clearly shows his inexperience when he’s in the game.  The running game has not found its stride which will hurt them next week against a tough Saints squad.
22	Washington Redskins (4-5) Coach Shanahan is quickly losing control over his team.  First the McNabb benching fiasco and now the Eagles embarrass them on MNF. This team is sinking fast and in need of some guidance.
23	St. Louis Rams (4-5) The Rams lost again on the road and will have no chance of winning the division if they cannot break that trend.   The weak  NFC West is still up for grabs but games against S.F. last week are must wins.
24	San Francisco 49ers (3-6) The QB situation in S.F. is solved for now. Troy Smith showed the team what they were missing but if the defense falls asleep against the Bucs next week like they did against the Rams it will be a long day for Coach Singletary.
25	Denver Broncos (3-6) The Broncos moved up a few slots by showing where their offense should be….about 6 weeks too late. Huge offensive output by Orton and Co. overshadowed a late surge by the Chiefs. But if you can drop 35 points on a team first thing then that doesn’t matter.
26	Minnesota Vikings (3-6) The strong Vikings team from last year is all but gone. Favre looks old, the defense looks shaky, receivers can’t stay healthy and the running game is nowhere near where it needs to be.
27	Detroit Lions (2-7) The Lions continue to play for pride and continue to come up short. They haven’t given up, which is a good sign. But they are going to need to finish a game soon or the team may start to give up.
28	Cincinnati Bengals (2-7) The Bungals couldn’t hold onto the ball against Indy which cost them their 7th loss. The Bills are next which might give them a much needed win but only if these cats can get their act together.  Ocho finally showed up to play a solid game last Sunday which is something they will need to compete.
29	Dallas Cowboys (2-7) Can one week turn it around? New coach Jason Garrett took the Giants by surprise and dominated New York on both sides of the ball. At 2-7, the ‘Boys would have to win out just to think about making the playoffs. In reality that won’t happen but at least the team is showing signs of improvement for the first time all year.
30	Arizona Cardinals (3-6) The stumbling Cards are falling after a brutal beating by division rival Seattle. With an inconsistent offensive and lack of a defensive the Cards face off against the Chiefs this week. If nothing else that game should be fun to watch for all the scores.
31	Buffalo Bills (1-8) The Bills finally notched their first win by holding on to a last second surge by the 2-7 Lions. The Bills won because the Lions couldn’t convert a 2-point conversion. In the end, the Bills won and that’s what count. However, their weak “D” and stagnant offense do not make them much of a threat to win very many more games.
32	Carolina Panthers (1-8) With each passing week the Panthers look like the worst team in the NFL. The running game is AWOL and their QB situation stinks. The rest of the team looks like it has thrown in the towel which begs the question : Do you fire Coach Fox now or wait until the end of the season?

NFL Cheerleader Gallery Week 10

Are you ready for some Cheerleaders?

Week 10 of the NFL is in the books and the Washington Redskins jinxed themselves by allowing Billy Ray to join the cheerleaders on the field.  Considering the Eagles blew up the scoreboard on Monday Night against the ‘Skins I can’t imagine he’ll be asked back.

Why he was asked in the first place is beyond me. Enjoy the gallery

Busted Naked Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader

Looks like Hillary W., a second-year member of the Baltimore Ravens cheerleading squad, might have some explaining to do.  Our buds at Don Chavez got their hands on an interesting pic of Hillary getting a little freaky sans clothing.   Whether or not this turns into a big enough scandal to get Hillary kicked off the team or not is yet to be seen.

Chavez was able to line up Hillary’s belly moles and cross-eyed gaze in a bit of Internet CSI to confirm the picture is not a drunken Alanis Morissette.

It’s been a while since I’ve had a juicy cheerleader story, but unfortunately there really isn’t any back story to the photo I’m about to show you. As much as I’d love to tell you that this photo was some topless drunken Ravens cheerleader party, I’d be lying if I did.

Instead you’ll just have to deal with the fact that Hillary W. of the Baltimore Ravens cheerleading squad is topless after the break, and I don’t know how the photo surfaced or why there aren’t a dozen more photos to accompany it. What I do know is that if it wasn’t for her very unique pattern of moles on her left abdomen, I would have never been able to verify that the topless photo was indeed a member of the Ravens cheer squad.

What are you waiting for? The pic is after the break…

The Many Emotions of Todd Haley

Kansas City Chiefs fans know head coach Todd Haley as a rather emotional person. They also have no love loss for the Denver Broncos.

When the Chiefs lost this week to Denver in a blowout coach Haley refused to shake the hand of Broncos coach Josh McDaniels. Instead he gave the pipsqueak a wag of his finger. Haley’s mood swing in not unusual as he tends to wear his emotions on his sleeve. With that in mind let’s look at some of the wide range of emotions that Haley brings to the field.

Sad Todd Haley

I'm coming Elizabeth

Haley Hearts Matt

Haley Hearts Applebees

Haley's Love

Daddy Haley

Haley TMI

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