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Make It Stop. Chris Johnson’s Rap Career Is….

Chris Johnson Rap

June 6, 2011 – Dr. Crackback

If you ever needed a reason to end the NFL Lockout look no further than the budding rap career of Tennessee Titan’s running back Chris Johnson.  The single “Act on Deck” was released by CJ on his Twitter account, which is just how Frank Sinatra started out.

The song proves that when you give free time to athletes that they have no idea what to do with themselves.

To say “Act on Deck“  is horrible is an understatement. The CJ rap appears to be made while CJ was half asleep and/or constipated and has the artistic punch of the Shaquille O’Neal discography.  You ever had a friend say “I can do better than that” even though you know he can’t.

Well, call that friend up because here’s his chance to shine.  It would be hard to do worse that CJ on this single.  You can barely understand the dude in regular talk with all that shit in his mouth and that translates into an even worse song.

If you don’t mind hurting your ears you can listen listen here.  Or check the video below while it’s up. Just know, you’ve been warned.

Please, Commissioner Goodell.  Make the Lockout stop.  We can’t handle this!

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One Response to “Make It Stop. Chris Johnson’s Rap Career Is….”

  1. Top Five Disappoints Of The 2011 Season | The Pigskin Doctors on December 23rd, 2011 10:39 pm

    [...] makes me wonder if he can get it up by the end of the year.  At least he’ll always have his rap career to lean on.3) San Diego ChargersWhat the heck happened in San Diego? The Bolts simply [...]

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