Top Ten Aaron Rodgers Excuses For Choking In The Playoffs

As all the Packers fan know by now but still have yet to fully process, this year’s Super Bowl will not include a chance for the Green Bay Packers to repeat.  The Giants were fresh off a thumping of the Falcons and no one in Green Bay took the G-men serious for the Pack’s first playoff game.

That of course meant they were thumped by the G-men which left a large number of Cheeseheads around the country stunned.  QB Aaron Rodgers had a few reasons as to why the Giants were so easily allowed to win.

10) Matt Flynn kept heckling me during the game.

9) Madonna at halftime? Ugghhh…no thanks.

8 ) My practice was limited due to extra “Discount Double Check” autograph signings at local State Farm agency.

7) Forgot to tell receivers to catch the ball during the game. My bad.

6) I was up all night thinking about how to photobomb the captains and forgot to study the playbook.

5) Just one more failure of the Obama Administration.

4) I was distracted by the smell of Umenyiora’s Drakkar Noir cologne drifting across the offensive line.

3) Forgot to tell the defense to try and tackle Eli during the game. My bad. Man, I have to tell those guys everything…

2) Pre-game massage from Abe Froman, the Sausage King, was less than relaxing.

1) Hey, I still won the Super Bowl just as many times as Brett Favre so leave me alone!