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Pizza and T-shirts. The currency of college. And with every currency, there is a value placed on the T-shirts that any Bro/Brah obtains. This value scale goes all the way from the sad orientation shirts that everyone gets to the highly coveted vintage greek event shirt.

Hipster Dinosaurs – Fork Party
Who knew dinosaurs could be so darn hipster? Trendy and pretentious, here are some little tidbits of advice from our favorite hipster dinosaurs, drawn with crayons by Molly Lewis!

Is It Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry? – Dave and Thomas
I’m always confused whenever I see Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel. It’s really kinda crazy how much these doe-eyed ladies look alike and for awhile I thought they were the same person.

Jose Canpsycho Is At It Again On Twitter – Sharapova’s Thighs
If you’ve followed us much this year, you’ve likely seen our posts about Jose Canseco, and the crazy things he spews on his Twitter account. It’s extremely entertaining stuff, if you can handle the extreme vulgarity, and the ridiculousness of it all

Introducing the Sink/Urinal – The Noob Dad
Just don’t forget which end is which.

25 Photos That Prove Hipsters Suck – Manofest
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Real Fun with Fake Weed – The Smoking Jacket
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And now, some cheerleaders to cheer you up!

The Buccaneers cheerleaders stonewall the Jaguars at the goalline and show the best defensive stand by the Tampa Bay Bucs this whole preseason.

During a timeout in a home game against the instate rivals Jacksonville Jaguars the cheerleaders show what a goaline stand looks like. The entire cheerleading squad takes to the endzone and doesn’t let the Jags get in position.

Now that’s how you play defense!

We don’t really know her name but it’s safe to say at the moment ‘Hot Colts Fan In Short Shorts’ will suffice.  Or maybe Peyton’s #1 fan.

The Colts traveled to the Buffalo’s 2nd home in Toronto to play a preseason game awhile back and prove that two countries don’t care about preseason games.  What a shock. A lot of fuss was made when thousands of tickets were left unsold to the preseason event in Toronto.

The game was uneventful for the most part (exclusive game footage here) but over the last few days a video has been circulating showing a rather pretty young lady in a Peyton Manning jersey and short shorts dancing during a break. Looks like the Colts brought their own Cheerleaders. Hat tip to Fanhouse for the video.

Edit: Correction. This is the Colts #1 fan. The Hot Chick in the Short Shorts is just a gorgeous #2

The NFL is back in action even if it is preseason. That counts because even though the teams are fielding their backups and rookies in a glorified practice match, the NFL Cheerleaders are the real deal.

Here’s a gallery for your enjoyment!

Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders

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The NFL Draft is coming up fast and teams are getting ready to pick the best possible talent for their squads. That includes the Seattle Seahawks and their new coach, Pete Carroll. The ‘Hawks have plenty of talent to choose from to help rebuild their team with their 2 first-round picks.

One thing they don’t have to be worried about is their cheerleading. There is no lack of interest in being on the final squad as the always beautiful Seattle Sea Gals held their final auditions to determine the winners as picked by a handful of lucky judges.

It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

Jim Moore of the Seattle PI took the assignment of covering the Sea Gals audition serious. Here’s what he had to say.

Fifty-two girls competed for 27 spots. They came out two at a time and danced to Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment.” Each girl also gave an answer to one of five questions. That part of the program should be eliminated — it’s the same kind of stuff you hear on the beauty pageants. If you’re at Qwest Field during a timeout of a Seahawks’ game, you don’t care how Shelly the Sea Gal answered the question, you want to see her gyrate on the sideline.

I get it though — the Sea Gals make community appearances, and they don’t want any Miss Teen South Carolina USAs on their squad, embarrassing the Hawks in public.

Each girl wore a black sport bra top — I guess that’s what you’d call it — and short black shorts. I have never seen so many whitened teeth and tanned bodies in one room at one time in my entire life.

You did a good job, Jim. I’m extremely jealous of your job but at least you were kind enough to provide some video of the event. Let’s roll the tape!

Yeee hawww.  There’s nothing better than a nice gallery of hot NFL cheerleaders.

Sexy NFL Cheerleaders

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Even more at NFL.com

The hotter side of your football obsession.

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The Cowboys’ cheerleaders get my vote for best breast cancer awareness outfits. You’ll know em when you see em.  Here’s this weeks fantastic gallery of NFL Cheerleaders

NFL Cheerleader

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The finer things in Cincinnati: Skyline Chili, Montgomery Inn, Graeter’s Black Raspberry Chip Ice Cream.

The finest: Ben-Gal Cheerleader’s Jennie and Alyson.

The beautiful and talented Ben-Gals are both 3 year veterans of the Cincinnati cheerleading squad. Jennie (left) is a graduate of the University of Tennessee and works full time as a financial analyst. Alyson graduated from the University of Cincinnati and teaches elementary school. The girls met in 2007 and have become great friends with similar interests in traveling, dancing, and rooting on their Bengals. The lovely ladies were generous enough to take a moment out of their busy lives to answer some burning questions we just had to know.

1. What part of your uniform is most uncomfortable?

Jennie: I have to pick just one part??  I guess the top. The design feels restrictive of shoulder movement, and the (Bengal) “B” in the cleavage can kind of stab you throughout the game. And the boots are no walk in the park!

Alyson: The pantyhose! They make our legs look great, but when we sweat they are disgusting.

2. What is the craziest thing you’ve seen on the field on game day?

Jennie: Our game against the Bronco’s this year had an unfortunately crazy ending, but I’ve also seen a “hurricane” hit Paul Brown Stadium. We almost blew away!

Alyson: Last year there was a wind storm during a game. There was lots of debris everywhere and I saw a twenty dollar bill floating in the wind.

3. Which team has the sexiest mascot?

Jennie: The Bengals!  Who Dey is so muscular this year!

Alyson: Us! Aren’t bengal tigers sexy?

4. Who would win in a fight, Chad or Rey Maualuga?

Jennie: Maualuga, that guy is ferocious! But Chad would win an argument.

Alyson: Chad could talk a big game, but Rey would definitely win!

5. How does your dad like your calender pic?

Jennie: He says it doesn’t look like me. He’s mentioned that it’s very awkward for his friends, though.

Alyson: He’s proud of whatever I do. He got a signed calender from all the girls for his birthday and absolutely loved it!

6. What position would you play if you were on the Bengals?

Jennie: Wide Receiver, and I’d have a choreographed dance for each touchdown celebration!

Alyson: Punter. I think Kevin Huber has a fun job and he doesn’t get tackled.

7. Are men intimidated by you when they find out you’re an NFL cheerleader?

Jennie: I wish they were. It’s very uncomfortable to refuse giving out your number.

Alyson: I don’t think intimidated. Their personality changes when you tell them though. They try to act cool, ask if you have a boyfriend, try to impress you, etc.

8. Is it a turn-off if a guy tells you he plays fantasy football?

Jennie: Yes.  If it’s coming up early in conversation, it’s probably a big part of his life. Every once in a while it’s nice to sleep in on a Sunday without him stressing about finalizing who’s in and who’s out.

Alyson: No way! I like guys who know their football. Plus they know facts about all players, not just the Bengals!

9. Which football player would be most reliable in paying his child support?

Jennie: Carson Palmer. He’s a stand up guy!

Alyson: I hope all of them are. If you can drive around in a car that’s $50,000 (or more), then you can pay your baby mama!

10. Which player creepy hugs the cheerleaders most often?

Jennie: No brainer on this one… But no comment!

Alyson: Haha. No comment. We have a no fraternizing rule.

11. Which player would be super cool to hang out with?

Jennie: Does it have to be a Bengal?  Because I’d love to hang out with Peyton!

Alyson: I would like to hang out with Chad Ochocinco and twitter all day! I also think Roy Williams is funny. We worked a charity event together and he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

12. What is your least favorite word, besides moist?

Jennie: Steelers.

Alyson: Kicks. Like when our coaches say, “It’s time to work on kicks!” (referring to the kickline)

13. Who is the best looking player in the NFL?

Jennie: Brady Quinn

Alyson: Tom Brady, hello!

14. Dumb and Dumber is the best movie ever right?

Jennie: It’s up there!

Alyson: Yes! Jim Carrey is a genius.

15. Worst movie you have ever seen?

Jennie: Anchorman… it’s just really not that funny!

Alyson: The Blair Witch Project. I think I got motion sickness during that movie.

16. Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Jennie: Alicia Silverstone

Alyson: Holly Madison (Hugh Hefner’s ex from Playboy’s “Girls Next Door”) She’s a successful blonde with big boobs! Who wouldn’t want her to play them?

17. What is your Favorite Beatles song?

Jennie: I don’t like the Beatles.

Alyson: Come Together. It was in a dance routine when I was little.

18. Are you the right girl for Tim Tebow?

Jennie: Absolutely not!  I’m a Volunteer!

Alyson: Nope! O-H!

19. Can he play quarterback in the NFL?

Jennie: No, he’ll get hurt.  Then he’ll vomit on the sidelines.

Alyson: Yes, but not for Cincinnati!

20. What’s your go to Karaoke song?

Jennie: Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror or Elton John, Someone Saved My Life Tonight

Alyson: Britney Spears, Toxic, hands down!

21. Who is your favorite character on The Office?

Jennie: Jim <3

Alyson: Pam! She has a similar love story to mine.

22. What are you going to be for Halloween?

Jennie: I haven’t decided yet!

Alyson: I am going to be in Cancun, Mexico for Halloween. We are still dressing up in authentic Mexican clothes and Sombreros to celebrate!

RAPID FIRE:

Pool or hot tub?

J: Hot tub

A: Hot tub after practice please.

Joey or Chandler?

J: Chandler

A: Chandler

Pina colada or whiskey neat?

J: Southern Comfort

A: Pina Colada (Miami Vice variation) I bet Jennie said Whiskey!

Rather be an assassin or an astronaut?

J: Astronaut

A: Astronaut, assassin is way too much pressure, and you can do flips in space!

Brad or George?

J: George

A: George

Shave or wax?

J: Shave

A: Shave sometimes, Wax sometimes depending on my time schedule.

Ben or Casey Affleck?

J: Ben

A: Ben!

Conan or Dave?

J: Conan

A: Dave

Slap Chop or Sham Wow?

J: Sham Wow

A: Sham Wow

Andy Samberg or Adam Sandler?

J: Adam Sandler

A: Andy Samberg. Im on a Boat!

Audrina or Kristen?

J: Kristen

A: Neither. Team Heidi

Jon and Kate plus 8? or Heidi and Spencer plus Heidi’s sister?

J: Speidi + Holly

A: I like Kate plus 8.

Mario or Luigi?

J: Mario

A: Both. It wouldn’t be Super Mario Bro’s without both of them. I remember playing that on Nintendo when I was 8 and you would have to blow on the game to get it to work!

Megan Fox or Olivia Wilde?

J: Megan Fox

A: Megan Fox, I liked transformers.

Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey?

J: Jim Carrey

A: Will Ferrell is my favorite actor.

Steak or Sushi?

J: Steak

A: Both

Kobe or LeBron?

J: LeBron

A: LeBron, go Cavs!

For your guy:

Harley, Pick up, or Benz?

J: Benz

A: Harley for my guy, I’ll take a Benz though!

Clean shaven or scruff?

J: Clean Shaven

A: Both, clean for work or meeting the parents. Scruff for weekends and vacations

V-neck or collared shirt?

J: Collared shirt

A: Collared shirt, no chest hair please!

Tats or no tats?

J: No Tats *Note- these questions make it seem like I like a metro kind of guy… but keep in mind that I hate men with hair gel and designer jeans!

A: He can have 1 or 2. I like good little boys though!