When nutty movie actor Mickey Rourke of Iron Man 2 fame calls you a train wreck with balls, I don’t think that is a complement.

Maybe it is, who knows with Rourke. That dude is a little out there but he seems to have a fondness for Sexy Rex Grossman, the guy known for just chucking it downfield at random times.

Rourke states that Sexy Rexy gives the Redskins the best chance to win. With Beck under center, the Redskins have no chance. I wonder how he felt about McNabb?

And technically, Rex Grossman has been to the Super Bowl. He didn’t win, but he got there.

“Is my favorite quarterback playing or not?” he asked of Grossman. “I love him. Mr. Unpredictable. He can be terribly unpredictable, but that’s why I like him. He’s a trainwreck with balls, really.”

Philadelphia Eagles QB Michael Vick opened up the floodgates for criticism last weekend when he talked at the post-game press conference and complained about the refs not making calls to protect him.

Vick is nursing a head injury and almost broken hand, injuries sustained over huge hits over the last two weeks. The Giants didn’t help matters Sunday with a few more hits to his head which helped prompt the Vick outburst.

So is Vick just being a big baby? The New York Post thinks so with this sweet illustration on their opinion on the matter.

Sports and trivia night go hand in hand so if you’re wanting to brush up on your NFL knowledge this list will help you. Of the 32 NFL teams out there right now there have been 14 teams to never win a Super Bowl.

Some of those teams have played and lost but there are also 4 teams that just have never made it to the big game. And one has never qualified for the playoffs at all.

Think you know which teams are on the list?

Hit the link below to get started.

Normally, we’d be gearing up for some preseason games to begin the NFL season. Thanks to the NFL Lockout, even if the two sides agree, it’s almost impossible that the league could gear up and be ready for the scheduled August 7 kickoff. With just a little over a month to go until the Hall of Fame game should start, we are instead looking at a delayed or lost NFL season.

It sucks for the fans just as much as the players. Here’s some of the drawbacks from a potentially lost NFL season.

I'm going to raise ticket prices, and then raise parking prices, and then ask the city for upgrades....

You all sucked this weekend. You're fired

It goes down smooth!

All the single ladies...

You mow the lawn like a sissy!

Closest thing to a sell-out in Jacksonville in quite awhile

And then there's Tony, and Tony Jr., and Sally, and Pete and...

Together, they're cleaning up the streets

Me, me, me, me, me....

And on Sunday God rested so he could watch Tebow play

The Buffalo Bills finally changed their uniforms so when they lose games they at least look good doing so. Sometimes altering the look and feel of a team can do wonders for the players and fans. The Bills were smart in that they took what worked and ditched what didn’t and came up with a fresh, new look that is not too far off of their roots.

With that in mind, here’s a look at Five NFL teams that could follow the Bills footsteps and freshen up their look.

Washington Redskins

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The look of the Redskins seems to be a bit stuck in the 70s' with their simple stripes and old logo. The team has started to spice it up a bit by adding yellow pants and the occasional retro look but the overall feel of the team is in strong need of an update.

If any team could use a more modern look it would be the 'Skins. In a world of modern, snappy logos the Redskins seem outdated. Not cool enough to be retro but old enough to need a spruce up.

I was introduced to the idea of a draft bust in 1998, that was the year Ryan Leaf entered the draft, along with Peyton Manning, Randy Moss and Charles Woodson. Before this time, I was a NFL fan, but I hadn’t yet blossomed into the full-time, diehard football dweeb I am today.

I can still vividly remember the pregame hype surround the Rose Bowl that year between Ryan Leaf’s Washington State Cougars and Charles Woodson’s Michigan Wolverines. Leaf, to his credit, led the Cougars back to the Rose Bowl for the first time in 67 years.

They had a great passing offense going into the teeth of one of most-hyped and best college cornerbacks of a generation in Heisman Memorial Trophy winner Charles Woodson.

Leaf lost that game. Woodson validated his winning of the Heisman. Those who preferred Manning over Leaf were nodding their head in agreement. That day, not the draft, was the beginning of the end for Leaf. And somewhere, Randy Moss was being Randy Moss.

Every year, the NFL Draft provides immense fame, glory and potential riches to a new group of young men. Yet year after year, NFL talent evaluators crash and burn by selecting a bust. Some guys pan out and others don’t.

With the 2011 NFL Draft recently over, I thought I’d revisit some of the biggest draft busts since 2000 since if you’re 21 years old right now, you were maybe 8 years old in 1998. You were too busy listening to “Closing Time” and “Bitter Sweet Symphony” to care about football. Or if you’re closer to my age, watching “The Big Lebowski” and “American History X.”

In this list, I’ll cite one bust from 2000 to 2009 and give some honorable mentions. One final note, some “classic” draft bust selections aren’t quite as bad as others.

Click on the image below to begin the gallery.

What a great Super Bowl! The Steelers were denied another Super Bowl thanks to Big Ben choking and now the Packers are the hottest ticket in town. The NFL set the highest TV rating with the game as some 890 billion people watched the telecast. It was a win-win for everyone involved

The NFL season has ended but the reality of no football for awhile has yet to sink in. What are we going to do for the next few months? What are we going to do if the NFL stages a lockout and possibly ends the next season before it can begin?

It turns out the people who run the site say I have to keep updating it and I can’t stage a mini-lockout in draft week.  I’m lazy like that.  So there goes my spring that I had set aside to catch up on my backlog of “LOST” reruns.  Oh well….

Football will be around next season for me even if it is only NCAA and the occasional Sunday Madden 2011 marathons with my boys. I mean, just because there’s not an NFL season next year doesn’t mean they won’t be shipping a new version of Madden, does it?  That would be the final straw right there for me.  If I could revolt from my couch I would.

For a sports junkie like me I was pleased to be invited to the beta testing of a site called Ball Tribe, a sports social networking site.

Pretty cool, I thought.  I usually don’t get invited to stuff without a court order attached to it. I would also love to tell you I was in some exclusive club called “Super Awesome Bloggers” consisting of those cool dudes at Kissing Suzy Kolber and the guy at Down Goes Brown.  I wasn’t.

I was a bit let down when I found out some other sites were let in as well to test out the site. But that’s OK.  I guess you have to have a few people to really test out the site. The dudes there were kind enough to include me in their list so I figured it would be nice of me to mention how super awesome they were and I hope they vote all my articles to the front page….um….I mean it’s a cool site.  (*please vote for me*cough*)

As a sports blogger I can tell you that it’s really hard to find one go-to site for information.  There’s Digg.com and Reddit.com, but their limited a lot in their sports section.  Twitter and Facebook if you want to filter through spam and crap to find something.

There’s also a few sports networks out there as well, but they’re broken up into different place.  Some are pretty good, like Yardbarker, but they don’t do much on the voting/popularity side of things anymore.

So when the guys at Ball Tribe contacted me and said they were developing a go-to social site for sports I was pissed off.  Mostly because I had never thought of it myself.  I mean, after Ball Hype went out there was really nothing there to fill that void and now I look like a stooge for immediately saying “Why didn’t I think of that?”

I’m actually surprised someone hasn’t jumped on this before since it’s a void that is pretty obvious.  Guess that’s what I get for spending my weekends on a couch watching football and eating junk food.   Anyway, where was I?  Oh yeah, check them out.  It’s called BallTribe.com and it’s a voting site that pulls the best sports related content around the internet to one place They pretty much have it all if it’s related to sports. Different categories and it’s all subject to your vote which is cool. And it’s free. Forgot that part. Most important part.

Unfortunately, they only let you vote once on your own article.

Steelers fans wanted a pass interference call. Personally, I think it was a good non-call and maybe just a big of karma for Pittsburgh. Whatever the case, we were treated to a fun Super Bowl that came down to one last Steeler drive that came up just short on 4th down to make everyone in Green Bay officially admit that Aaron Rodgers has replaced that Brett Favre guy.

The Pack won back the Lombardi trophy and now Aaron Rodgers has just as many Super Bowl trophies as Brett Favre and something else that the old man doesn’t have: Super Bowl MVP!

Rodgers was ridiculous in the post-season with his stellar play and continued it again Sunday as the Steelers got behind 21-3 early in the game and just couldn’t seem to get their game going until it was too late.

Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger and his offense were a bit streaky and came up short in the end.  Too little production in the first half, including two INT’s by Big Ben with one returned for a TD, couldn’t overcome a late second-half surge.  Here’s a look at the top ten excuses we expect to hear from Ben Monday morning.

10) Over-confident that the Packers would be as easy to beat as the Jets.

9) Distracted by smell of cologne drifting on field from Jerry Jones owners box

8 ) Accidentally spent week studying the wrong game film from the “Puppy Bowl”

7) Misheard Coach Tomlin’s advice of “Throw a TD” as “Throw an INT’s for a TD before half to put us in a really big hole.”

6) Pre-game massage from John Madden was a bit too relaxing.

5) Wanted to prove he’s the same caliber of QB like Peyton Manning….and can choke during the Super Bowl

4) Black Eyed Peas halftime show made him nauseous

3) Those big guys in green kept hitting his arm as he threw the ball.

2) You know, words really sting. Hard to get over kid in Section FF, Row 112 kept heckling “You Suck, Ben!“

1) No big deal, bra! Already won it a couple of times.

15 Of The Hottest Harry Potter Fans (Pics)

Did you wait in line for hours at the Harry Potter premier only to be jammed in next to a bunch of 15-year-olds dressed in capes waiting for the crew at Hogwarts to take the stage? I would be willing to go see the movie if these sexy Harry Potter fans were attending, and I bet you would too.

Wrigley Field Game Using Only One End Zone

As it turns out, Wrigley Field isn’t much of a football facility.

For those that missed it, the historic ballpark is actually hosting a college football game tomorrow against Northwestern and Illinois. But since the field doesn’t seem to be big enough for a regulation field, a ruling was handed down from the Big Ten dictating that…well, losers walk.

Top 15 Sexy Emma Watson Gifs

Emma Watson is one of the stars of the blasphemous “Harry Potter” movie series. Apparently a new Harry Potter movie was just released and the degenerate heathens in the West are all in a tizzy about it.

Here are the top 15 sexy Emma Watson animated gifs of the Harry Potter star with mocking commentary because she is a Satan worshiping whore.

Ten Ways Beer League Hockey Is Harder Than the NHL

Having spent the last decade playing beer league hockey, I’ve asked around and found ten reasons why it is harder than the NHL. You know, aside from the fact that you have to pay $600 instead of getting paid six million and you’re playing with guys who barely know how to play hockey.

Our Seven Favorite ‘My Dad Is a Bro’ Photos from This Week

As you know by now, the editors of BroBible are looking for funny photos of your Dad acting like a Bro for our first-ever book, “My Dad is a Bro.” We’re still looking for more photos of your Old Man goofing around, tailgating, playing beer pong, smoking cigars, golfing with his buddies, rocking team attire, drinking beer, shredding a guitar, doing a keg stand, or simply hanging out with the dog in the backyard. We’d love to get as many BroBible readers and their fathers involved in the project as possible.

Scarlett Johansson Is The GQ Babe Of The Year

I won’t argue against anyone that thinks Scarlett Johansson is hot. I mean that’s just unquestionable. However, babe of the year? She didn’t even sleep with me in 2010, so there’s no way I think she deserves this fake award.

Halfway through the NFL season and the league has released the Top 25 Best Selling NFL Jerseys for the year so far.  The range of sales come from the NFL.com shop and are between the dates of April 1 to October 31, 2010.  This is the first real glimpse we have at the status of player popularity as the season has progressed and there’s a new #1.

This isn’t a huge shock but the Steelers Ben Roethlisberger is nowhere to be found among the top 25.  Despite the fanatical Steeler fanbase it looks like Big Ben has burned enough bridges to drop off the list for the first time since early September of his rookie season six years ago.

#10 Tony Romo

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Also, here’s a look at those guys who round out spots 11-25.

11. Mark Sanchez, Jets
12. Eli Manning, Giants
13. Desean Jackson, Eagles
14. Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals
15. Adrian Peterson, Vikings
16. Jason Witten, Cowboys
17. Philip Rivers, Chargers
18. Chris Johnson, Titans
19. Patrick Willis, 49ers
20. Sam Bradford, Rams
21. Ray Rice, Ravens
22. Darrelle Revis, Jets
23. Chad Ochocinco, Bengals
24. Brian Urlacher, Bears
25. Wes Welker, Patriots