New NIKE Seattle Seahawks Uniforms Are Lazer Tag Ready!

April 4, 2012 – Dr. Pancake The NFL and NIKE are officially back in bed with each other. I give it three years before it gets out of control. For the most part the new NIKE NFL unis around the league are still the same.   Minor tweaks here and there, mostly moving the numbers from the arms to the shoulders and giving all the jerseys a shrink-wrap... [Read more]...

Shahid Khan Talks Game Plan For Jacksonville Jaguars

February 27, 2012 – Dr. Crackback The new owner’s strategy for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Shahid Khan and his mustache have bought the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars and while many of us thought it was to uproot the team, located in a small market, and plant it down in Los Angeles, one of the biggest TV markets in the world, it’s refreshing... [Read more]...

Wheel of Peyton!

February 12, 2012 Dr. Hut Hut Hike Round and round and round it goes. And where it stops nobody knows. It’s the Wheel of Peyton! Where will the former MVP end up after the Colts cut him in March before his $26+ million salary is due? We don’t know just yet. Heck, we don’t even know if he can play yet. We’re just assuming he’s... [Read more]...

Eli Manning, ‘You Know’

January 25, 2012 Dr. Hut Hut Hike Eli Manning’s postgame interview after the Giants upset the San Francisco 49ers include a clip of the younger Manning using the phrase ‘You Know’ 29 times in the two-minute interview. Just three more and he would match the 32 completions he had during the game.  Read More →

Patriots Gronkowski – Yo Soy Fiesta

January 25, 2012 – Dr. Pancake Reporting for ESPN Espanol, a reporter interviews Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski in the locker room after their huge win over the Ravens that propelled New England to the Super Bowl. Gronk went to Arizona State so you might think Big Gronk might have picked up some Spanish in his time there. Instead it seems... [Read more]...

Terrell Suggs Calls Skip Bayless a Douchebag

January 24, 2012 – Capt. Gridiron “Stop it, be an analyst not a douchebag.” Terrell Suggs just earned a huge notch in my respect belt for calling out Tim Tebow lover Skip Bayless on ESPN. I personally gave up on watching ESPN when games are not playing because they have turned into a Fox News version of sports and have lost a lot... [Read more]...

How the Kyle Vanden Bosch and Aaron Rodgers Tiff Went Down

December 17, 2011 – Dr. Pancake The last time the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions matched up there was a bit of a pileup on Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. Lions defensive stud Kyle Vanden Bosch hit Rodgers with a possible helmet-to-helmet hit on the chin. On the radio Rodgers went out and talked about the meeting with Vanden Bosch including... [Read more]...

Count ‘em. Video Of John Harbaugh Saying The Word Football 9 Times In 30 Seconds

November 15, 2011 – Dr. Pancake Ravens head coach John Harbaugh has a favorite word…it’s “football.” Watch the coach say “football” 9 times in 30 seconds.  Read More →

Mickey Rourke – Rex Grossman Is A Trainwreck With Balls

November 3, 2011 – Dr. Crackback When nutty movie actor Mickey Rourke of Iron Man 2 fame calls you a train wreck with balls, I don’t think that is a complement. Maybe it is, who knows with Rourke. That dude is a little out there but he seems to have a fondness for Sexy Rex Grossman, the guy known for just chucking it downfield at random times. Rourke... [Read more]...

Steve Smith Calls Ref Gimpy Old Blind Man

October 30, 2011 – Dr. Crackback The Carolina Panthers played the improving Minnesota Vikings hard and should have come out of the game with a win. However, their field goal kicker missed at the last minute and Minny went home with a 24-21 win instead of fighting it out in OT. Cam Newton was great as usual and his receiver Steve Smith is having... [Read more]...