The Gregg Williams Saints Bounty Audio

April 4, 2012 – Capt. Gridiron And just like Keyser Söze … poof …Gregg Williams was gone. The defense coach was once heralded for his great defensive performances that helped the New Orleans Saints win their first Super Bowl. Now, the NFL has indefinitely banned Williams for his role in the Bounty scandal in New Orleans after news... [Read more]...

Ravens Billy Cundiff / Ray Finkle – Ace Ventura Parody [AFC Championship Missed Field Goal]

January 24, 2012 – Capt. Gridiron The laces were [sorta] in. The Baltimore Ravens lose. Cundiff is Einhorn. A parody of Ace Ventura’s Ray Finkle showing what Billy Cundiff’s room might look like next season.  Read More →

Crying Packers Fan Explains Loss to Giants

January 19, 2012 – Dr. Crackback One young lady took the Packers playoff loss extremely hard and spent the night crying. No, we’re not talking about Aaron Rodgers here (zing) but rather a Packer fan named Casey who spent the trip home from the bar, where they watched the Giants thump Green Bay, in an emotional fit. It’s going to be... [Read more]...

Packers Are Not Perfect, Give Up Safety On Kickoff

January 1, 2011 – Dr. Wedge Buster Despite backup Matt Flynn filling in for starter Aaron Rodgers and tossing 480 yards and 6 TDs, the Packers are not perfect. They’re close. Even when they allow the Lions to score 41 points and Lions QB Matthew Stafford throws 520 yards and 5 TDs, the Packers still find a way to win with their backups. If... [Read more]...

The Rams Harvey Dahl – thats not F***ing HOLDING!

December 19, 2011 – Dr. Crackback Oh no you didn’t! The Rams Harvey Dahl did not like the fact that the ref called him on holding to negate a nice run by the Rams. He even voiced his opinion which seemed to be close enough to the refs mic, as it was being announced, for everyone to hear! I know you didn’t call me for holding. Holding?... [Read more]...

Drunk Buffalo Bills Fan Falls Down Bleachers

December 15, 2011 – Dr. Crackback Hey man, I feel your pain. If I were in the stands watching my hometown Buffalo Bills, who have had one winning season since Y2K was a thing, I’d be drunk off my butt as well. This Bills fan has one too many. Hard to imagine from a guy from Buffalo. I know some guys from there and they can hold their beer... [Read more]...

Caleb Hanie Loses Bears-Raiders game

November 28, 2011 – Dr. Wedge Buster Sorry Bears fans. Your hopes were up but the QB curse has struck again. Chicago just can’t seem to shake the bad luck at the QB position. Jay Cutler was supposed to be the savior. He’s been up and down and injured so the jury is still out. And with Cutler’s latest injury, a broken thumb... [Read more]...

Jerome Simpson of the Cincinnati Bengals Flops like a Soccer Player

November 28, 2011 – Dr. Pancake Since they call our football ‘football’ in Europe I think Jerome Simpson of the Cincinnati Bengals can easily fit in. That’s because I’ve watched soccer before. You can call it ‘football’ but our American football is the real deal. And soccer players are little girls when it... [Read more]...

Dwayne Bowe Completely Gives Up On Final Play

November 28, 2011 – Dr. Wedge Buster Big game vs the Steelers and the injured Chiefs are in the game to the final minute. Then comes the first down pass to Dwayne Bowe who flat out pussies out on the play. Several Steelers are in the vicinity and Bowe must not want to win the game because he doesn’t lift a finger…literally! Check... [Read more]...

Bills Stevie Johnson Finds Multiple Ways To Lose the Game

November 28, 2011 – Dr. Pancake Stevie Johnson’s rock hands are back. I have not seen an individual player do so much to lose a football game in years than I saw from Stevie Johnson Sunday at the Jets.  The dude dropped and missed key balls that would have won the game a few times over. But the biggest bonehead thing is his stupid TD celebration... [Read more]...