The laces were [sorta] in. The Baltimore Ravens lose. Cundiff is Einhorn. A parody of Ace Ventura’s Ray Finkle showing what Billy Cundiff’s room might look like next season.

One young lady took the Packers playoff loss extremely hard and spent the night crying.

No, we’re not talking about Aaron Rodgers here (zing) but rather a Packer fan named Casey who spent the trip home from the bar, where they watched the Giants thump Green Bay, in an emotional fit.

It’s going to be a tough offseason in cheeseland as the mighty Packers now have to figure out if they need to fix that defense that can’t keep up with their offense or if they just need to spend the offseason teaching their receivers to learn how to catch a ball.

Either way, anything will help.

Despite backup Matt Flynn filling in for starter Aaron Rodgers and tossing 480 yards and 6 TDs, the Packers are not perfect.

They’re close.

Even when they allow the Lions to score 41 points and Lions QB Matthew Stafford throws 520 yards and 5 TDs, the Packers still find a way to win with their backups.

If there is one thing they could stand to work on it might be their special teams because the Pack let us witness one of the dumbest things you can do on a kickoff : give up a safety.

Pat Lee of the Packers makes the bonehead mistake of going out and back into the endzone on a kickoff which is a no-no with the refs.

Tsk, tsk. And the Lions get 2 points easy.

Oh no you didn’t!

The Rams Harvey Dahl did not like the fact that the ref called him on holding to negate a nice run by the Rams. He even voiced his opinion which seemed to be close enough to the refs mic, as it was being announced, for everyone to hear!

I know you didn’t call me for holding. Holding? That’s not FUCKING HOLDING!

So not only did Dahl snag a 10-yard penalty, he tacked on another fun 15-yarder for cussing at the ref. Apparently, the penalty is actually called ‘disrespecting the officials.’

I say it’s worth it. The Rams are sucking this year so what’s a 1st and 25 for that team if you can create and epic soundbite like this!

The Rams lost to the Bengals at home 20-13 despite dusting off their hideous technicolor throwbacks of the bright yellow and blue. Ugghh…

Hey man, I feel your pain. If I were in the stands watching my hometown Buffalo Bills, who have had one winning season since Y2K was a thing, I’d be drunk off my butt as well.

This Bills fan has one too many. Hard to imagine from a guy from Buffalo. I know some guys from there and they can hold their beer real well. They can also eat you under the table, too. That’s not to say they don’t get drunk and act like this.

So I can only imagine that this dude must be super tanked and probably has enough alcohol in him to kill most farm animals.

The drunk guy, wearing a Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey, stumbles just like his hero down a few rows after swaying for a bit. I’m sure the people below him are just glad that all the body fluids stayed in him during this time.

Some NSFW language in the video. Oddly enough, not from the drunk guy.

Sorry Bears fans. Your hopes were up but the QB curse has struck again.

Chicago just can’t seem to shake the bad luck at the QB position. Jay Cutler was supposed to be the savior. He’s been up and down and injured so the jury is still out. And with Cutler’s latest injury, a broken thumb that might have him out the rest of the year, the Bears turned to Caleb Hanie for their immediate future.

Hanie had an up/down day as he completed 18-of-36 passes for 254 yards with two touchdowns and three interceptions. The 3 INT’s hurt but that’s expected from a dude who doesn’t ever play.

However, the play of the day (at least for Raiders fans) is on the final drive when Caleb gets confused at the line of scrimmage. He’s up at the ball as the seconds are counting down and the Bears are trying to get one last second score to win the game.

Caleb has visions of hot escorts and Patron parties dancing in his head because he must have thought he won the game before it finished. The ball snapped and Caleb goes to spike the ball. Then he hesitates as he starts to daydream about all the fame he will have for winning the game.

Ooops. Forgot about the ball. Caleb remembers and spikes the ball. Ooops again. That delay is now intentional ground and game over. Ouch!

Since they call our football ‘football’ in Europe I think Jerome Simpson of the Cincinnati Bengals can easily fit in. That’s because I’ve watched soccer before. You can call it ‘football’ but our American football is the real deal.

And soccer players are little girls when it comes to flopping and diving like fish on the field. Jerome Simpson shows us why our football is better because if more players did what Simpson does in the video below than I’d stop watching the game.

Just like I did soccer.

Simpson is on the left side of this scrum. Check out his Vlade Divac impression here as Brown player pushes Simpson and Jerome goes flying off the screen like someone tied a rope around his waist and yanked real hard.

If you keep watching it the video gets funnier as you can see the details in how Simpson jumps back and flops on the ground. It’s almost like he’s been practicing this…

Big game vs the Steelers and the injured Chiefs are in the game to the final minute. Then comes the first down pass to Dwayne Bowe who flat out pussies out on the play.

Several Steelers are in the vicinity and Bowe must not want to win the game because he doesn’t lift a finger…literally!

Check the play out. Bowe jumps and spins in the air when he sees the defenders and doesn’t even try to get a hand up.

Damn man, at least try. You may not have made it but don’t go down looking like that.

Stevie Johnson’s rock hands are back.

I have not seen an individual player do so much to lose a football game in years than I saw from Stevie Johnson Sunday at the Jets.  The dude dropped and missed key balls that would have won the game a few times over.

But the biggest bonehead thing is his stupid TD celebration dance where he mocked Plaxico Burress shooting himself (pictured right) as well as Santonio Holmes. It received a yellow flag and set the Jets up on a short field which led to a rather quick score by none other than Plaxico.

Love how the universe works!

Stevie himself recognized his stupidity and was quoted as saying the Plaxico TD celebration was “…very stupid by me … I feel like it cost us the game.”

You’re right, Stevie. It did. So did the two key drops in the final minute that could have won the game. Now the Bills have lost 4 in a row on their way out of the playoff hunt.

Well, I guess you could say that Nick Novak pissed away the game in more ways than one. The San Diego Chargers kicker missed two critical field goals, one in OT, to help the Broncos win the game.

Tim Tebow charged up the Glory Train to win another comeback and help give the Chargers their 6th straight loss. It helped that Novak missed a couple of field goals but the highlight, or should I say lowlight, was a cut to Novak on the sidelines doing something rather odd. Take a look.

The ball boy there is holding up a towel to shield Novak but the camera catches him in what looks like to be midstream. Yup, Nicky boy is taking a piss on the sidelines next to the Gatorade cooler. Nasty! [via Jimmy Traina]